Got back from Hawaii. Our Italian honeymoon plans were interupted by my failure to schedule myself off of work. We converted from Italy to Hawaii. There's not a whole lot to report: sun and sand. We came back to a phone message from Alan Thicke. He wants us in a new television show he's putting together called "Second Honeymoon". A little surreal. We auditioned for this as part of a strange afternoon where we ended up falling for a timeshare scam in Vegas. The Biscuit has decided that if we win any money it will go to an armoire for the bedroom. I go back to work tommorow. U-561